man was made to be wise and creative. to be crafty in his own ways. to be knowing to all that is seen and unseen.
but today a blast of this so called Jejemons are now reigning like fire who uses "PoH" instead of "Po" they spread like a liver spread in a pandesal, like talents from " Pilipinas got talent ", like annoying Group messages from your classmates, like your stalker from Facebook who keeps on looking at your wall, like the hot billboards that keeps on appearing on EDSA, like a poser who enjoys displaying his D-SLR in the public, like a virus that crawls inside an amputated arm.
like this for example
"e0wSsZz pOwhhZzmUsZtAhH nUah pOwhHzz kEowHsz?"
they can be found in any social networking sites, or even the gorgeous neighbor of yours might be one.
they are the kind of people who uses misspelled words purposely in the message just to be safe.
well don't be too quick to judge a person if they are a jejemon, they are still human who expresses their feelings in an inexplicable way.
they maybe me, they maybe you, they maybe us.
they maybe an artist that is why there is so much letters in a simple word for art is a form that goes in many ways.
Always remember,
"one who hates such creature finds insecurity inside oneself" -E
Now here are some tips on:
How to be a Jejemon
1. Jejenism- no religion is an atheist
2. Jejesign- the inverted peace sign in every single image in their jejeaccount. its their mark. their promise. their vow.
3. Jejecap- with a cap like this, you will be called a god.
4. Jejeshirt- a big large shirt or even an extra large american size polo will do.
5. Jejebag- a true jejemon must posses this unique product. especially girls.
6. Jejeaccount- an account to stalk, to add friends they know and they don't even know and to show off their proud misspelled names.
7. Jejephone- a jejemon will not live if they will not posses such technology in the 21st century.
8. Jejeword- given. if you can hit the Shift key so angrily, maybe you passed or adding extra letters in an innocent word that is crying when you begin to insert Z or X or H or I or E.
9. Jejelaugh- using the "jeje" as a laughing signature, this will make you a high rank jejemon.
10. Jejegroup- they can be distinguished by their aura, a friend is a friend that needs help when in trouble, like a normal person they have barkadas, but a jejemon must have a group to back them up.
this tips are things of which can be a basic blueprint for survival. be careful with your words.
"Look first before you speak" - E
note: all things are not intended for a harmful act.
