Tuesday, June 29, 2010

When the space was eaten by this.. this.. thing..

Pack up.

it's coming.

a blasphemous extremist that settles in a smoke belching like matter of which spectates and keeps you off guard until it eats you slowly. until you cant move. until you cant speak. until you cant think.

it hovers above like a tiny atom that surely knows what you are.

Speaking is a sin unless it is not absurd.

for pleasure is different in its taste.

the space defines a peaceful quiet Zen like drop of water in time warp. Slowly curves my mind in what essence does it portray? like a music that is sung by Sitti, or a sweet saxophone solo by John Coltrane.

as the space rest. the matter eats. in abhors everything in its right place.

succumbs every energy that supplies it, like when Blackstar sucks powers to the protagonist.

unlike this thing it doesnt suck. it feeds on you slowly until you feel nothing but ignominy and relinquish all of that you have done for.

an act of exasperation may lead into a fatal death.

my mind is restless. im confused. i could say nothing but i can deploy something.


Thursday, June 3, 2010

7 things a real man must never do while lifting weights

Sometimes manliness is fading inside the muscular facilities around the Philippines.

now here are some misguided properties that may surely help you rethink what you have done inside the gym :

1. Staring at the weightlifters. A man who looks at another man is incredibly homo. especially when you are not instructed to look at them performing the right symmetrical angle for lifting weights.

2. Talking like Kris. We all know that no man is an island, but it would be much better if you were referring to the opposite sex. Talking rapidly like the girl host of SNN to an another Adonis while he lifts weights will surely bug him and will think of you as a homo who wants to touch another man's penis.

3. Lift to Impress. The most bullshit and abrasive kind of Ironman is this. Imagine this Scenario : Inside the gym you are surrounded by 15 muscular bouncers who lifts weights vigorously everyday. you want to impress the 15 men. i repeat 15 men. i repeat again, 15 men. to show off how strong you are. What are you? Gay? one thing's for sure is that you must only Lift to Impress Chicks who digs in a fit gym fit man.

4. Noticing Body Parts. given. you have noticed their large muscular particles but it will surely lead in to a homosexual act.

5. Touching. the most gayest act since the movie Bruno. saying this to another man. "Wow pare, may abs ka? T*ng*na hayup, pahawak nga." now even if you said a bad word that will make you a man, the word "Pahawak" will make you The most Homo guy 1000000++++ inside the facility.

6. Talking about love. what? have you noticed that you are surrounded by metal plates, 7 ft. bars, large machines, Dark grease, rusting bars etc. you are not having a slumber party like the girls from gossip girl, or the sisterhood of travelling pants. if you have done this, this might lead the weightlifters the idea of perfidy to your own manhood.

7. Saying "Piolo" "Sam" "Papa" "Beiber" "U-kiss" "Lambert". Explanation need not.



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I'm just out there.

Lifting weights.