Showing posts with label kris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kris. Show all posts

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Blame














We
hate it all.


yes. you hate it. admit it.



before the break of dawn from God's mysterious creation to Man's mysterious interventions.

Blame has been slithering all throughout our lives.

Lets look at it this way..



In the 16 century the people blames the witch in all of the bad thing that happens in them.

when they found out that you are a witch.

they'll burn you.

burn you alive.

till you die.


what if you dont even know what the hell was it about?

it will surely hurt like hell.



well yeah.


Blame.

I often find it lame to make a blame for everything is the same when you point out your blame.



why do we blame?

we save ourselves from something. something about ignominy.
We blame because we are not ready for such things.
we blame because we just want to.

Blame.

When a kid fails the exam, blame it on the Jejemons.

When a man becomes crazy, blame it on the drugs.

When a kid decides to become gay, blame it on Piolo Pascual

When a girl becomes moody, blame it on her period.

When a girl becomes a h*rny Little b*tch and starts to call paople at Quezon Ave, blame it on his molestful father.

When a man dies from hunger, blame it on the government.

When a film epicly fail, Blame it on the the director.

When a Child cheats the exam, blame it on his classmates.

When a driver crashes down at EDSA in the middle of the night, blame it on the car.

When a man becomes a s*x addict, blame it on the mass production of porn.

When the people patronize liposuction and facelifts blame it on mendez and belo,

When a person starts to have a six pack abs, blame it on Jacob Black.

When a kid starts to hit high notes, blame it on Charice Pempengco.

When a kid starts to criticize others and becomes a little less careful of what they are saying, blame it on Vice Ganda.

When a person says "Major, Major", blame it on Venus Raj.

When a person becomes really annoying, talkative and feels like his/her brain is connected to their mouth , blame it on Kris Aquino.

When people starts to become conscious with their bodies, blame it on the giant billboards of EDSA.

When a kid starts to like boxing, blame it on Manny Pacquiao

When a kids starts karate-ying his brother, blame it Jackie Chan.

When there is flood, blame it on the garbage.

When there is a hostage crisis, blame it on the President.

When a kid starts to have a foul mouth, blame it on the society.

When there is nothing else to blame.... blame it on God.


we blame such things all the time.

we never get tired of blaming.

blaming is inevitable in the human minds.

Blaming is like disease. when not watched, it will worsen.

Blaming is like a sacrifice. you take the blame and you save others from shame.

Blaming is similar to the word flaming, it burns you.

now all i could say is can we not blame anymore?

can we just take the risk and take the blame?

if you ought to blame another person.


Think.



Think about this.


Thursday, June 3, 2010

7 things a real man must never do while lifting weights

Sometimes manliness is fading inside the muscular facilities around the Philippines.

now here are some misguided properties that may surely help you rethink what you have done inside the gym :

1. Staring at the weightlifters. A man who looks at another man is incredibly homo. especially when you are not instructed to look at them performing the right symmetrical angle for lifting weights.

2. Talking like Kris. We all know that no man is an island, but it would be much better if you were referring to the opposite sex. Talking rapidly like the girl host of SNN to an another Adonis while he lifts weights will surely bug him and will think of you as a homo who wants to touch another man's penis.

3. Lift to Impress. The most bullshit and abrasive kind of Ironman is this. Imagine this Scenario : Inside the gym you are surrounded by 15 muscular bouncers who lifts weights vigorously everyday. you want to impress the 15 men. i repeat 15 men. i repeat again, 15 men. to show off how strong you are. What are you? Gay? one thing's for sure is that you must only Lift to Impress Chicks who digs in a fit gym fit man.

4. Noticing Body Parts. given. you have noticed their large muscular particles but it will surely lead in to a homosexual act.

5. Touching. the most gayest act since the movie Bruno. saying this to another man. "Wow pare, may abs ka? T*ng*na hayup, pahawak nga." now even if you said a bad word that will make you a man, the word "Pahawak" will make you The most Homo guy 1000000++++ inside the facility.

6. Talking about love. what? have you noticed that you are surrounded by metal plates, 7 ft. bars, large machines, Dark grease, rusting bars etc. you are not having a slumber party like the girls from gossip girl, or the sisterhood of travelling pants. if you have done this, this might lead the weightlifters the idea of perfidy to your own manhood.

7. Saying "Piolo" "Sam" "Papa" "Beiber" "U-kiss" "Lambert". Explanation need not.



if there something that you might want to add.



hear me out.




I'm just out there.

Lifting weights.