Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Pre, Yosi pa oh.

Pasindi naman oh.

sabi ng isang lalaki sa tabi ko kanto ng ayala.

sabi ko

di po ako nagyoyosi eh

tinignan niya lang ako at umalis.


Smoking Ban.

alam ko, ang yosi sa mga nagyoyosi ay parang toothpick na pampatanggal ng nakakastress na tinga sa ngipin.

natry ko magyosi nung bata pa ako nung pinasindihan sa akin ng tatay ko yung yosi niya sa kalan kasi wala na siyang lighter.

sinindihan ko ito at may nalaglag na upos.

siubukan ko itong hithitin pero bigla akong inubo.

at hindi ko na ulit itong tinikman pa.

pero

nung may shooting kami
at isang maangas na karakter ang aking role
kailangan kong ipull-off yung scene na nagyoyosi ako.

so ayun naka isang stick din ako, lasang kahoy at hindi ko talaga nagustuhan.

pero nung ginawa ko talga yun halatang hindi talaga ako nagyoyosi.

pero eto lang masasabi ko,

nung pinanood ko iyon.

nagmukha pa rin akong:




so ang pagyoyosi ba ay hereditary?

nasa genes?

asa daloy ng dugo?

pero bakit ganun? halos lahat ng lalaki sa pamilya namin nagyoyosi, ako lang hindi.

asa environment ba ito?

o

PEER PRESSURE?

ok fine.

Smoking ban sa paborito kong maynila. oh so ngaun ano na?

ok naman to, sa public places, pero kahapon nakakita ako ng nagyoyosi eh. sa tapat ng school at sa tapat ng mall.

baka naman onting PAKIUSAP lang yan, at onting "Brad pang Softdrinks oh" hahayaan na.

di ko alam kung bakit ngayun lang to inilabas pero diba matagal na dapat to?

Alam ko na kung bakit to pinalabas ngayun.

Para daw maiwasan ang pag anak ng mga premarture UNWANTED Babies dahil diba nga, smoking can tarnish a baby's health when it is still inside a mother's womb?

pero kasi bakit kailangan magyosi habang buntis?

kasi teenager palang at hindi mapigilan ang pagyoyosi?

eh bakit nagbubuntis ang isang teenager na hindi marunong mapigilan nag temptasyon ng yosi habang nag dadalang tao?

ang daming tanong

parang mga bata lang sa pilipinas.

so anu na gagawin sa RH BILL na yan?

teka may divorce divorce pa, eh pera lang habol niyan.


sa dami ng tanong tinatamad na akong magblog

malapit ng magpasukan.

dadami nanaman ang masasayang mga bata na di makakapag aral ngayung taon kasi napabayaan ng mga magulang na mahilig magyosi sa tanghaling tapat at tumitira ng gin pang mumug lang. masarap ba yun?

parang di na epektib ang utak ko ah.

lalabas nalang ako ng bahay.. parang yung ginagawa ni leviste.

pero this time di ako magpapacheck ng ngipin.

manonood nalang ako ng

XMEN First Class.

o diba sakto sa june pinalabas,

sakto pasukan din pala ng mga mutants kasi it's their first class.

o siya sa susunod ulit

alam ko magbbirthday na ang cool mom ni Kathrine Alviar eh (BFF ko) tapos sa susunod na linggo pa mag bbirthay na rin yan si Kathrine Alviar. Pabati nalang ah?

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I Declare Belieber a Religion

I know 9 million people will curse me for an act of blasphemy to this guy


Justin Bieber

An icon. an inspiration.

a boy who looks like a girl.

A model. A great model.

Annoying voice, everything about this guy is annoying.

He is really adorable. fans say.

yeah, adorable like my a**

well anyway.... 9 million fans will notice his....

his great brown shiny hair.
his great on the side cap.
his great soprano voice.
his great cute and gwapo face.
his great intense and out of this world dance moves.
his great sense of poetic lyrics.
his great greatness.

he is a dream to all teens but not even a dream to me.

Justin Bieber is a boy who is worshiped by many.

A great lyricist of the century, writing the most epic "Never Say Never"

such a classic and legendary structure of emotional thoughts in life that can help a homeless man at Quiapo regain his life.

lets check out the wise verses by the wisest child in the world...

"See I never thought that I could walk through fire
I never thought that I could take the burn
I never had the strength to take it higher
Until I reached the point of no return"

Justin is beyond godlike.
he even defeated Jesus with this. (sorry awesome Jesus)
i mean, look at Jesus, he walked only through the water, but Justin walk through fire. i mean

woaw.

thats not even human.



He never thought he could take the burn... now everyone is a sucker for trying. Justin tried so hard and did his best, best efforts to dodge that bottle that was thrown at him.
i wish it was filled with gasoline.
lit it up.
and boom.
he did take the burn.

The great Justin said he never had the strength to take it higher. well yeah given that he is small but still awesome.

enough to explain such evangelical phrases by the great Bieber.

Now i really think Belieber is a religion.


the standards of having a religion is very crucial.
what you need are some simple stuffs to have a religion.

you will be needing a

God
Name of the religion
Bible
Followers/Believers
and
A Twitter account (well yeah, the real God owns a twitter account because he is AWESOME)

Now lets see....

1. God = Justin Bieber.
2. Name of the religion= Belieber
3. Bible= Bieber's albums
4. Followers= all across nation.
5. Twitter= yeah and it's b****'n


Wow i can t believe it.

The new Saviour.

Can he save us from the rapture?

with 9 million followers and counting, this guy is a GOD.

And like what all they say.

No empire lasts forever.

so while you are having fun justin.

you will go down.
down.
down hill.