I know 9 million people will curse me for an act of blasphemy to this guy
Justin Bieber
An icon. an inspiration.
a boy who looks like a girl.
A model. A great model.
Annoying voice, everything about this guy is annoying.
He is really adorable. fans say.
yeah, adorable like my a**
well anyway.... 9 million fans will notice his....
his great brown shiny hair.
his great on the side cap.
his great soprano voice.
his great cute and gwapo face.
his great intense and out of this world dance moves.
his great sense of poetic lyrics.
his great greatness.
he is a dream to all teens but not even a dream to me.
Justin Bieber is a boy who is worshiped by many.
A great lyricist of the century, writing the most epic "Never Say Never"
such a classic and legendary structure of emotional thoughts in life that can help a homeless man at Quiapo regain his life.
lets check out the wise verses by the wisest child in the world...
"See I never thought that I could walk through fire
I never thought that I could take the burnI never had the strength to take it higher
Until I reached the point of no return"
Justin is beyond godlike.
he even defeated Jesus with this. (sorry awesome Jesus)
i mean, look at Jesus, he walked only through the water, but Justin walk through fire. i mean
woaw.
thats not even human.
He never thought he could take the burn... now everyone is a sucker for trying. Justin tried so hard and did his best, best efforts to dodge that bottle that was thrown at him.
i wish it was filled with gasoline.
lit it up.
and boom.
he did take the burn.
The great Justin said he never had the strength to take it higher. well yeah given that he is small but still awesome.
enough to explain such evangelical phrases by the great Bieber.
Now i really think Belieber is a religion.
the standards of having a religion is very crucial.
what you need are some simple stuffs to have a religion.
you will be needing a
God
Name of the religion
Bible
Followers/Believers
and
A Twitter account (well yeah, the real God owns a twitter account because he is AWESOME)
Now lets see....
1. God = Justin Bieber.
2. Name of the religion= Belieber
3. Bible= Bieber's albums
4. Followers= all across nation.
5. Twitter= yeah and it's b****'n
Wow i can t believe it.
The new Saviour.
Can he save us from the rapture?
with 9 million followers and counting, this guy is a GOD.
And like what all they say.
No empire lasts forever.
so while you are having fun justin.
you will go down.
down.
down hill.
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