Monday, May 21, 2012

Philippines goes Gaga about this Lady



Gaga. damn she looks like Elizabeth Ramsey in this pic.

That explicit word is a curse word among the filipino people.


Originaly it's called 'Gago' but then men grew smarter and start to notice that even female beings can be dumb too, so there it is, the female version of Gago..... 'Gaga'

Then a pop icon appeared and used the word Gaga instead of Galunggong.

According from a source at yahoo answers:

"Rob Fusari, who helped her write some of her earlier songs, helped create the moniker Gaga, after the Queen song "Radio Ga Ga". Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta was in the process of trying to come up with a stage name when she received a text message from Fusari that read "Lady Gaga.""

Then the name Lady Gaga was born.

I wonder if genteleman galunggong will be an awesome stage name.

But then again

'Gaga'

Let me give you an example:

Woman: hoy gago ka ah bakit mo ko sinisilipan?

Man: gaga! Bakla ako masyado kang ambisyosa baho baho naman niyan.

Enough about that.


I don't even like Lady Gaga's songs. But heck i go gaga because she is hot.

With her weird costumes, with her weird dance steps, with her weird persona, Lady Gaga was a stripper back then.

First song that i've heard from her was the song poker face... And the word was made famous and drowned in the mouth of the people that i knew. I didn't go gaga with that song. (yes knew, because i dont know them anymore)

There even was a controversy that she is a hermaphrodite... Then i kept on looking for videos and pictures displaying her genitals but i don't think and in my opinion that she has one. Still i go gaga to her.

Then there came the song judas.

With that single song i have nothing against, for i am a song writer too. I wont go gaga on her song.

I write what i feel, i write what i eat, i write what i experienced, i write what i see, hear, taste and smell.

She wrote that song not because she is a satanist, she wrote that song because she wants to express something.

It is art. It is her freedom to express. It is her own view.

As blasphemous as it might look to the roman catholics, and will forever be a sin to the Lord,

If you think that watching the concert is a sin, so help me god.

Lady Gaga is a great performer, with her stage performance that she slipped, i laughed there not that hard but then again she kept on playing as if nothing ever happened. Wish there were blood.

Now at this very moment what is the reaction of the pope again?

Nevermind.

She will be performing tomorrow. again tomorrow... Wait she did performed last year 2009 right?

The controversy here is about the video and the song judas.

Some say it's mocking jesus. Hey i mean come on i know that is wrong why not tell lady gaga not to play he song Judas for 2 nights?

The problem is they judge Lady Gaga from her song.

If it weren't for her song the bible group guys will not be crying their hearts out.

Playing with bikini?

Well hello my friends, if you look closely some themes in some variety shows here in the philippines displays sexy women with sexy outfit. The that's fresh from my memory was the part where cristine reyes danced in a two piece outfit. Damn that was hot.

Whatever happened to the slogan "it's more fun in the Philippines"

Well enough about this, you might say i'm a gaga supporter, well the truth is







Yeah.





Nah im just kidding.


I don't take any stand. i do think something is wrong with lady gaga's outfit, well why not tell her about it.

Something is really wrong with the song judas, well why not tell her nicely?

In my opinion protesting is just a waste of time and energy in something like that.

To what ever happens to the youth after that show, then freaking guide them.

It's not like they are all going to be a badass kid who will dance with a bikini and sing and write songs like that song.

The youth knows what is right and what is wrong.

It is still their choice whether to follow the steps of Gaga.



Or become a priest like papa Piolo from the teleserye Dahil Sa Pagibig.















Cause baby he was born that way.







If you know what i mean.






Sunday, May 13, 2012

Late night analogy of a caffeinated man



The moment our body starts to beg for our bed, is the moment our body begins to dread.

No man can withstand the power of tiredness, Even the busiest man on the planet.

You drink tons of coffee,
Tons of energy drink,
And tons of caffeine.

But no one can ever replace the power of sleeping.

I sleep for 5 to 7 hours a day, I'm like an iPhone for pete's sake.

We all are.

Staying late has a reason. Well maybe a thousand reason. You maybe staying up late because of something, you might be staying up late because of someone.

Or maybe you are staying up late because you are just sick.

The damn insomnia that strikes in a bit.

The sweet tender bed that calls you every night, but there is Facebook and twitter almost every single night.

It's a conflict of interest well you might say, I'm just speaking out something that i just want to say.

Abusive logic our mind can be, but our bodies are depleting instantly.

Give in give in, give in to your sleep. Before you start to see the lurker in your dreams.

I had a cup of this bitter drink, two spoons of it without sugar in it. Black as hell like my friend... I am not racist but i sure like to tell.

My heart is pounding like the clock is ticking, I'm just waiting for my final sailing. Let me sail across the sea, the deep dark sea if which i can only see.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

The Memoirs of a Jobless Man (Intro)


Hey, as you can see I’m not much of a man who narrates his whole life into a single book. What do you call that? A biography? It will be awesome if Morgan Freeman’s sexy deep voice narrated my story. Well yeah that’s it. I am a Jobless man who tried to follow his dream but ended up in a catastrophe. It’s not bad when you think of it, you, failing on what you desire the most, what you love to do and what you want to become, it serves a slap and a lesson to you. All people have this colonial thinking as a human being, we do have goals in life, some doesn’t have it yet, some doesn’t know what it is that they want, some do know it and some does it and living their life to the fullest. Those damn B*tches. Hey, I get jealous too you know, but then the church tells me not to be jealous or get envy. Still I do get to the point that I am thinking of “I hope you fail on that you SOB” even though they don’t even talk to me or does something to me. Now that is dangerous and you people should try not to think like that.

Experience is the best arsenal in getting what you want in life. A Philosoraptor said “How do I get a job, if that job requires experience.” You do know what a Philosoraptor is right? Try to Google it.
So this is me looking for a job over the net, (Yeah we have internet now, any problem people before 1990s?) but still some employers likes people who do walk ins and makes you feel crappy and miserable after smiling at you and tells you “We’ll just contact you if there are positions available” and then you smile at them and as a fresh graduate from a good school you are hoping that you will get called by them because all of the people way back in your school were nice. I’ve been looking for a job after that great incident in my life that made me mad, insane and made me crappy for the rest of the month. I really thought that there is an easy life after graduation, but then I was wrong. I was dead wrong.

So here I am telling you what happened to me, if you found this book or file, you’ll learn something in it. Would you believe that? Learn? More like a joke. But hey maybe I’m serious and maybe you can connect with me. How I feel, how I felt and what will I feel.

Oh yeah, I’m Adam Aztec, I am surprised that Microsoft Word didn’t put a red line under my name, it only means one thing. I am famous. I have some insights in my life that I would like the people to know. I have magic powers, and if you read this book, you’ll soon learn how to use that magic in you. God, I’m speaking like Walt Disney.  Well anyway…
I am Adam Aztec and the rest of this page is going to be

The Memoirs of a Jobless Man