The Memoirs of a Jobless Man (Intro)

Hey, as you can see I’m not much of a man who narrates his whole life into a single book. What do you call that? A biography? It will be awesome if Morgan Freeman’s sexy deep voice narrated my story. Well yeah that’s it. I am a Jobless man who tried to follow his dream but ended up in a catastrophe. It’s not bad when you think of it, you, failing on what you desire the most, what you love to do and what you want to become, it serves a slap and a lesson to you. All people have this colonial thinking as a human being, we do have goals in life, some doesn’t have it yet, some doesn’t know what it is that they want, some do know it and some does it and living their life to the fullest. Those damn B*tches. Hey, I get jealous too you know, but then the church tells me not to be jealous or get envy. Still I do get to the point that I am thinking of “I hope you fail on that you SOB” even though they don’t even talk to me or does something to me. Now that is dangerous and you people should try not to think like that.

Experience is the best arsenal in getting what you want in life. A Philosoraptor said “How do I get a job, if that job requires experience.” You do know what a Philosoraptor is right? Try to Google it.

So this is me looking for a job over the net, (Yeah we have internet now, any problem people before 1990s?) but still some employers likes people who do walk ins and makes you feel crappy and miserable after smiling at you and tells you “We’ll just contact you if there are positions available” and then you smile at them and as a fresh graduate from a good school you are hoping that you will get called by them because all of the people way back in your school were nice. I’ve been looking for a job after that great incident in my life that made me mad, insane and made me crappy for the rest of the month. I really thought that there is an easy life after graduation, but then I was wrong. I was dead wrong.

So here I am telling you what happened to me, if you found this book or file, you’ll learn something in it. Would you believe that? Learn? More like a joke. But hey maybe I’m serious and maybe you can connect with me. How I feel, how I felt and what will I feel.

Oh yeah, I’m Adam Aztec, I am surprised that Microsoft Word didn’t put a red line under my name, it only means one thing. I am famous. I have some insights in my life that I would like the people to know. I have magic powers, and if you read this book, you’ll soon learn how to use that magic in you. God, I’m speaking like Walt Disney.  Well anyway…

I am Adam Aztec and the rest of this page is going to be

The Memoirs of a Jobless Man