Ever since i heard this song.
Bad words came out of my mouth.
I think even the priest wont even forgive me.
the devil will be happy to suck my evil soul just by thinking a the baddest thing i want to do with this song.
but
now, lets analyze.
FRIDAY
a song sung by Rebecca Black
her last name ends with Black.
now
if we are going to combine her last name to the song Friday it will turn out to be
FRIDAY + BLACK = Black Friday.
now how old is Rebecca Black?
she is 13.
now there is Friday The 13th.
im not pertaining to the movie where Jason Voorhees the killer with a hockey mask.
im pertaining to a day of which they say it is unlucky.
maybe Rebeca is a Black Cat.. maybbe its pronounced as RebecCAT.
welcome the new Justin Bieber
well enough about this shit.
lets relate that song to my self.
FRIDAY
Usually I wake up at 8am or if i want to jog i will wake up at 5am. it's rare for me to wake up at 7, for i still want to sleep.
Well we dont have a 2nd floor, we have a bungalow type of house so i just get up and walk towards the bathroom to pee and viola im fresh.
Well I eat cereals for breakfast and put it in a bowl, when milk is available. but when there is no cereal and milk, i fry an egg and a hotdog. and viola , a fresh breakfast made by me.
I dont see everything, what am I? God? I just see the inside of our house of which i have been living here for 10 years now.
Yes time is ticking but i think im the only one rushing inside the house.
I dont ride the bus in our case. it's too far from our house, i will first ride a trike and cross a freaking bridge made by the MMDA and God knows I am always swearing when i get to that footbridge. it's freaking hell.
It's rare for me to see my friends before going to school. (Unfortunately im going to graduate 3 days from now )
I just dont freaking get that kicking in the front seat. now thats bullsh*t. I seat at the back seat but usually i drive so im kicking the pedal. well im 19 so i can drive unlike that girl. she is 13. now that will be illegal. she will be apprehended by the alligators in Makati.
I dont care if i seat at the front seat or at the back seat but the hell i just want to sit down and chill.
Now the Chorus kicks in.
I know it's friday, that is why im watching Bubble Gang in GMA.
I know it's friday, that is why im going to sleep my way all night until saturday.
I know it's friday, that is why.... err.. leave me alone.
Yes everybody is looking forward in the weekend. why? its because they are tired from work.
I dont Partin Partyin wooh! I dont freaking do that.
I dont find the pleasure of Partying every friday even though im 19 and will be graduating i still dont get why teens party on a friday night.
they say its gimmick night.
and i say
its just chill night.
Fun Fun Fun? just shut the F*c* up man.
7:45 in the highway cruising so fast? that's a joke. here in the Philippines you dont cruise fast in our highway. you cruise with a bad traffic and time really flies while your sweat starts to cry.
there is no Fun Fun Fun when there is a bad traffic.
Rebecca repeated that which seat is she going to take... I mean what the hell? you said you are cruising in the high way so fast and still your making up my mind? now Black is Such a Lier.
she skipped school.
i'll tell your mom.
Yes we all know that before Friday is Thursday and who cares if you tell that to us? will it make a difference? will it bring back the people from Japan who got killed by the Tsunami?
We -we - we so Excited. is there such a sentence structure of which you will not use the Verb to be? (is and are)
it's like she she she excited. WTF.
what ever happened to your English teacher?
What ball are you talking about? freaking sh*t.
we know that after Friday is Saturday. why do you need to tell us? a very absurd and senseless thought.
then afterwards is Sunday... why wont you worship god?
Almost everybody wants the weekend not to end. even me. for i get to rest.
but time flies and we need to move on with our lives.
the next part is the Rap Part. frankly im tired.
furthermore...
this song was said to be the worst song ever.
well i have to agree on that.
this song is a genius like what Lourd said.
so annoying but genius.
making a song so viral that even famous late night talk shows made cover of it.
making a song so viral that in just a week it got millions of views.
making a song so viral that it hit the news.
making a song so viral that it made me want to blog this.
so annoying that it runs in our head for a million times.
it is not even exempted in the songs of which are senseless..
hands down rebecca.
now let me enjoy my weekend.
-E
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