Friday Friday.... it is a Black Friday

Oh Sh*t

Ever since i heard this song.

Bad words came out of my mouth.

I think even the priest wont even forgive me.

the devil will be happy to suck my evil soul just by thinking a the baddest thing i want to do with this song.

but

now, lets analyze.

FRIDAY

a song sung by Rebecca Black

her last name ends with Black.

now

if we are going to combine her last name to the song Friday it will turn out to be

FRIDAY + BLACK = Black Friday.

now how old is Rebecca Black?

she is 13.

now there is Friday The 13th.

im not pertaining to the movie where Jason Voorhees the killer with a hockey mask.

im pertaining to a day of which they say it is unlucky.

maybe Rebeca is a Black Cat.. maybbe its pronounced as RebecCAT.

welcome the new Justin Bieber

well enough about this shit.

lets relate that song to my self.

FRIDAY

Usually I wake up at 8am or if i want to jog i will wake up at 5am. it's rare for me to wake up at 7, for i still want to sleep.

Well we dont have a 2nd floor, we have a bungalow type of house so i just get up and walk towards the bathroom to pee and viola im fresh.

Well I eat cereals for breakfast and put it in a bowl, when milk is available. but when there is no cereal and milk, i fry an egg and a hotdog. and viola , a fresh breakfast made by me.

I dont see everything, what am I? God? I just see the inside of our house of which i have been living here for 10 years now.

Yes time is ticking but i think im the only one rushing inside the house.

I dont ride the bus in our case. it's too far from our house, i will first ride a trike and cross a freaking bridge made by the MMDA and God knows I am always swearing when i get to that footbridge. it's freaking hell.

It's rare for me to see my friends before going to school. (Unfortunately im going to graduate 3 days from now )

I just dont freaking get that kicking in the front seat. now thats bullsh*t. I seat at the back seat but usually i drive so im kicking the pedal. well im 19 so i can drive unlike that girl. she is 13. now that will be illegal. she will be apprehended by the alligators in Makati.

I dont care if i seat at the front seat or at the back seat but the hell i just want to sit down and chill.

Now the Chorus kicks in.

I know it's friday, that is why im watching Bubble Gang in GMA.

I know it's friday, that is why im going to sleep my way all night until saturday.

I know it's friday, that is why.... err.. leave me alone.

Yes everybody is looking forward in the weekend. why? its because they are tired from work.

I dont Partin Partyin wooh! I dont freaking do that.

I dont find the pleasure of Partying every friday even though im 19 and will be graduating i still dont get why teens party on a friday night.

they say its gimmick night.

and i say

its just chill night.

Fun Fun Fun? just shut the F*c* up man.

7:45 in the highway cruising so fast? that's a joke. here in the Philippines you dont cruise fast in our highway. you cruise with a bad traffic and time really flies while your sweat starts to cry.

there is no Fun Fun Fun when there is a bad traffic.

Rebecca repeated that which seat is she going to take... I mean what the hell? you said you are cruising in the high way so fast and still your making up my mind? now Black is Such a Lier.

she skipped school.

i'll tell your mom.

Yes we all know that before Friday is Thursday and who cares if you tell that to us? will it make a difference? will it bring back the people from Japan who got killed by the Tsunami?

We -we - we so Excited. is there such a sentence structure of which you will not use the Verb to be? (is and are)

it's like she she she excited. WTF.

what ever happened to your English teacher?

What ball are you talking about? freaking sh*t.

we know that after Friday is Saturday. why do you need to tell us? a very absurd and senseless thought.

then afterwards is Sunday... why wont you worship god?

Almost everybody wants the weekend not to end. even me. for i get to rest.

but time flies and we need to move on with our lives.

the next part is the Rap Part. frankly im tired.

furthermore...

this song was said to be the worst song ever.

well i have to agree on that.

this song is a genius like what Lourd said.

so annoying but genius.

making a song so viral that even famous late night talk shows made cover of it.

making a song so viral that in just a week it got millions of views.

making a song so viral that it hit the news.

making a song so viral that it made me want to blog this.

so annoying that it runs in our head for a million times.

it is not even exempted in the songs of which are senseless..

hands down rebecca.

now let me enjoy my weekend.

-E

Dito na me... wer na u?: Most annoying txt messages.

BADTRIP.

Eto ang salitang mamumutawi sa iyong bibig kapag nakatanggap ka ng mga mensahe sa iyong cellphone na hindi mo natripan.

sa panahon ngayon, hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit kailangan pa nating matanggap ang mga ganitong mensahe kung saan ano pa nga ba ang sasabihin mo pag natanggap mo ito.

narito ang listahan ng mga mensahe o txt messages na sigurado akong kinaiinisan mo kapag natatanggap mo ito.

1. "K." - makatanggap nito ok lang, pero kasi alam mo na yung sense na "OK. shit ka. tumigil ka na kakatxt" tipong ok na tama na. pero kung tutuusin eto ang pinaka ginagamit na salita sa txt. o diba? OK!

2. "Ahh"- ahhhh... ang klase ng txt na ito ay aplikable lang kapag may ikinukwento ka sa isang tao at di pa tapos. pero masama lamang dito ay mahaba na ang txt mo at parang nobela ang isasagot lang nila ay ito.

2.2 "Ahh. Ok"- eto ang tinatawag na TEXT HYBRID kung saan ang pinaka nakakainis na txt ay naghalo.

3. "Sige" - Ito ay tinagalog na OK na hinango pa sa salitang "See" "Go" NGUNIT. kalokohan lang yun. kapag nakatatanggap ako nito, ok lang naman pero kasi minsan parang mediocre ang dating eh.

4. GM o Group Message na nobela. - minsan di ko na binabasa eh. pinipindot ko kaagad ang delete.

5. GM o Group Message na nagsasabi kung saan sila. - Dude, di kita girlfriend, o teka di ka naman namin girlfriend bakit kailangan saibhin mo sa txt mo kung nasaan ka? magpapahanap ka yata. yaan mo pag nakuha ko number ng magulang mo, ittxt ko sila lalo na pag nasa dA FoRtZ ka at gumigimik lang.

6. Any GM o Group Message na Jejemon style- Self Explanatory.

7. GM o group message na Journal type - "Im so sad today" "sometimes i wish i was invisible"so sandali, bakit kailangan pa namin malaman ang pinag gagagawa mo sa buhay mo? ano ba kami? diary mo? pero feeling ko gusto lang nila yung tipo na "Ui bakit anung nangyari?" pero di sila magrereply.. parang G**o lang.

8. Txt na Demanding. - Eto yung mga txt na talagang nakaksira ng araw ko. kung may kailangan ka, sabihin mo ng maayos. kaya nga inimbento ang mga salitang "Please" "Thank you" "Pasuyo". di ka naman mamatay pag ginamit mo yan... similar dito ang TXTBCK ASAP sa no. 9.

9.TXTBCK ASAP - wait lang ah, demanding ka na nga nagmamadali ka pa... anong problema mo? sunugin ko bahay mo eh.

10. Dito na me. Wer na u? - sa totoo lang bihira lang ako makatanggap nito pero pusa naman na tinanggalan ng mata oh, ang korni eh.

pero sa txt kahit gaano pa kahaba yan at kamali ang grammar, its the thought that counts...

sabi nga ng idol kong si Manny

o diba.

K.TNX.BYE

How i measure a great contempt

I smirk my lip a little.

i rarely do that.

especially in a casual occasion or even in a natural conversation.

but

when I give my trust I truly trust them.

with their efforts.

with their skills.

with their capabilities.

I do doubt a little but I trust a lot.

with such ungrateful sh*t this is , I feel like I am being taken for granted.

I rarely show a crass behavior.

Intricate things i need not to schlepp up.

how come i did not see it coming, some people are treacherous. but some are not.

it is very insidious to me.

that is

why I smirk my lip a little.

and right now

I cant stop smirking it.

Blank Thoughts of Despair

and this is how despair had caught my eyes.

The world is facing the debt of unimaginable despair.

We succumb into the bits of decay.

How i wonder what did I do to feel this shit. I begin to struck myself with undeniable sadness and betray.

I want to do something before the world ends.

I want to be happy... and go out to the world with beautiful landscapes and wonderful sites.

I'm still young i dont want to die young.

there are some things that i want to do,

like travel, laugh, learn, write, and love..

oh joy to make those things before i die.

I want to travel around the world.

to Palawan

to Rome

to New Zealand

to Japan

to Hollywood

to Singapore

to Australia

to Vegas

to Spain

to Iceland

to England

to Paris

the beautiful Paris.. where i can eat and sleep and view the Eiffel tower with someone.

I want to laugh until i drop on the floor.

until my guts spill out of the floor.

until my eyes spurt out.

until my lungs dry out.

until i fall so hard and hit me with a coma.

I want to Learn more until i get crazy.

I want to learn how to play the saxophone

I want to learn how to play the piano.

I want to learn how to play the trumpet.

I want to learn how to swim.

I want to learn the Lawyer's way.

I want to learn how to read peoples face.

I want to learn how to love someone more.

I want to learn almost anything.

Write. yeah right. I really want to write.

I want to write something scary.

I want to write something funny.

I want to write something weird.

I want to write something...

something that will be famous and will keep up with the best books in TIME magazine.

I want to love.

I want to love more.

I want to love my family.

I want to love my mom.

I want to love my dad.

I want to love my brother.

I want to love my sister.

I want to love my grandmother.

I want to love my friends.

I want to love someone.

someone close to my heart.

someone that i really love.

someone like her.

thus.

give her love that she needs.

give her love that she wants.

give her love that i want to give her.

love that will make her smile.

love that will make her laugh.

love that will make her strong.

love that will make her up and shine.

she deserves a love that is unimaginable.

a love that she will cherish forever.

now.

before the world ends. I want to do those things.

let this blank thoughts of despair begin to vanish.

let me enjoy my life.

let me enjoy it.