matakot ka..

Nakakatakot..

Dahil malapit na ang nobyembre, narito ang mga nakakatakot na bagay na dapat nating iwasan dahil nga sila ay talagang nakakatakot kapag nilapitan ka ng mga ito.

1. Mga 13-16 yrs old na may love problem. Kung hindi ka tututukan sa loob ng mall babarilin ng dahil sa selos, magpapakamatay nalang sila sa harapan mo, parang teleserye ang tema. Mga bata nga naman, sadyang mapaglaro at wild ang imagination. Para silang children of the corn.

2. Bukas kotse gang. Matindi pa yata to sa horror film na napanuod ko. At dahil tanga ka na hindi ilock ang pintuan mo, bigla nalang nila bubuksan ang pintuan mo. Hindi ka nila bibigyan ng sampagita o maggogoodmorning, nanakawan ka lang naman nila saby tatakbo na akala mo cheetah sa safari.

3. Nescafe sweet and mild commercial. Pota, self explanatory.

4. Killer buses. Sila lang naman yung mga naghahari sa edsa na mahilig sa masisikip. Gagawin nila ang lahat para sumingit.

5. Overpricing taxi guy. Minsan akala ko nakaligtas na ako sa pagod at stress para makauwi, hindi pala mas naistress pa yata ako ng singilin ako ng 300 na pwede namang ijeep ko nalang at gagastos lang ako ng 8 piso. Punyeta kayo.

6. Laglag barya gang. Dahil wala lang sa kanila ang barya, ilalaglag nalang nila to kapalit ng cellphone mo o wallet na may laman na sweldo mo. isama mo na dito yung mga mabibilis na tumakbo na snatcher sa quiapo o kaya sa manila, o kaya as makati, o kaya sa quezon ah punyeta sa lahat ng lugar!

7. Mga sakit sa leeg. Kahit sino ka pa... Kapag nastress ka, pwede kang magkaroon nito, gaya ng idol kong si ex pres. PGMA.

8. Planking. Hindi ako against dito dahil art to, pero kasi anu trip mo tsong?

9.Ang mga malalaking buwaya. Gaya ni lolong, yung mga mmda sa makati o edsa, isama mi na yung mga buwaya sa congreso natin na di mabusog busog.  ang pinagkaiba lang nila kay lolong, ay sila palaging may gana... Si lolong walang ganang kumain.

Matindi pa sa demonyo, tong mga to.

Tatanungin kita, ano ngaun ang mas nakakatakot?

Mga zombie?

O 

sila?

Hallo? Halloween

Yeah.

I have never thought that Halo-Halo can be so delicious in a cold evening of Halloween.

i took a doze of halo-halo last night. god it killed the rat in my throat.

with all of the candies and chips inside the fridge i came to realize why not halo-halo? it rhymes with the first syllable of Halloween.

Halo-Halo a Filipino food where you can eat it anytime especially on summer time..

but in my case,

i eat it anytime i like. especially in a cold night of halloween..

it has been a tradition that every 1st of November, we visit our dead love ones.. even not our love ones just a relative of ours (admit it).

we visit. we eat. we walk. we pray.

that's it.

but something have bothered me while we were walking towards the grave of my uncle, oh yeah not just my uncle even from the place where my father's grandparents lay.

well as my feet walked mindlessly to the muddy road of the dead, my mind thought that I was in a wet market where almost every single Filipino being is shouting to...

buy this..

buy here..

buy that..

much cheaper here..

my dick is small..

(wtf)

I even saw:

1.plates and frying pans for sale.

now what the f*ck is that?

even saw:

2.colored chicks..

yeah girls with different colors. with different hairstyles and shits.

no I mean is I saw chicks like this:

now what the f***.

they look like the dawn of the rainbow chicks from a carnival.

and in filipino term we use the word ADIK.

they look like adik. excons. inside the prison.

i mean why must they put a color on them.. what? fashion statement?

if you do not dye yourself you're not in?

i wonder what does the chicks think?

Chick1: what the hell? i look like adam lambert!

Chick2: glad youre adam lambert, i look like that f*cking fag from bruno

Chick3: you guys look like gay. sucks to be you guys.

(SPRAY)

3 mins later

Chick3: oh shit.

i felt ignominy for them.

3.i saw undergarments..

i mean why are there even underwear's for sale near the cemetery?

do they need to put Hanfords or So-Ens for the dead? i mean come on.

even saw skimpy outfits for kids . . . what is wrong with the world today?

next thing i saw:

4.Toys.

ok. with all the neon lights that almost every vendors around the cemetery.

what? see the light and can bring back your love ones? man you've got some sci-fi crappy brain.

I bought a toy, and i have to admit.... it's broken. made from china.

one thing is for sure..

dont buy from those guys again.

unless if its noodles or siopao.

yum.

5. Boyband Posters... oh wait, K-Pop posters.

Last time i checked it was the Westlife posters, Nsync, Backstreetboys.... April Boy Regino?

f*ck that.

now its U-kiss, super junior, 2en1 and other K-pop stuffs.

what's next?

Political posters?

im wondering.. will the dead put these posters inside their coffin?

Lastly

6. CDs DVDs... even Porn.

Okay now.

Like whoaw.

Do coffins have DVD players inside and a little tube?

Like.. what is going on here?

do dead people still get a hard on even if they are dead?

now thats really weird.

its like this:

Deadguy1: wow i got wall street and Skyline. i think its a clear copy but the hell with t i will still watch it, my son gave it to me.. so what have you got?

Deadguy2: ive got this Hayden Kho and Katrina halili scandal.

Deadguy1: what? that scandal was like a year ago.

Deadguy2: i know, i think my son saw this under my bed.

Deadguy1: yah, it shows, you look like a Dirty old man.

Now when going to the cemetery all you need to bring is food, family and a bag full of prayers.

and even a case of beer. bring it early so it will pass the inspection.

now if you'll excuse me, im going to eat my halo halo.

one question:

Have you visited your dead love one?

or have they visited you?

happy halloween guys.

dont forget to pray for them.

never forget the reason of this holiday.

(if anyone asks i wasn't here)